Well, our teacher isn't Mr Victo anymore. He won't teach us for this term despite the fact that he has to teach for 2 terms. Our class' new teacher is Mr. Asraf. Pertamanya dia ngasih inisial gitu, M.A. gue bilang,
G : Muhammad Asraf?
MA : Right. But how do you know?
G : I just guess, Sir
MA : Briliant, that was a lucky guess
hahahaha lucky guess dari Hongkong orang gue udah liat jadwalnya di lantai 2 ;P And then he said that Asraf Sinclair is his youngest brother and Asraf Tanclair is his another brother. He's Asraf Cosclair. He laughed while we didn't. Maksudnya itu jadi Sin-Cos-Tan, trigonometri. Tapi kita ga ngerti hahahaha such an adult joke, too high =)
Terus kn perkenalan gitu ya ngobrol dulu, dia bilang "Before we start this class, we have to make an agreement first" Hem perasaan gue langsung ga enak deh, dan terbukti. He continued, "In my class you have to use English 100%. If you speak any other language beside English, you must do the punishment. The punishment is pay five-hundred rupiah if you speak in one breath, got it?" HAHA ga lucu. Gue ga bisa ngobrol sama Dinda, ga bisa nyolot-nyolotan sm Aldo, ga bisa ngeledek si Rhesa. Terus yaa Mr Asraf nunjuk gue, as the treasurer, as his right-hand. Mampus. Gue aja udah kena denda gope gara-gara keceplosan -___-
Yohanes harusnya bayar 2.500 gitu tapi dia ngutang hahaha baru ada guru kaya gini. Terus Mr Asraf expalined something in Indonesian. Kita sih diem aja, tapi Yohanes yg udah kena denda banyak protes, dia nyolot bilang "Speak bahasa!" Mr Asraf said, "It's an exception for the teacher" poor us -_- Terus kemaren tuh si Ikhsan kaya orang gila. Bener-bener kaya orang gila. Masa pas Rhesa lagi reading, kita semua diem ngedengerin Rhesa, si Kumis tau-tau ngakak sendiri, kenceng banget. Kita yang tadinya pada serius langsung bengong, kicep, liat-litan kali aja si Kumis kesurupan. Mr Asraf bingung. Baru nemu kali ya murid kaya begitu. Kita yang udah hampir setahun sekelas sama Ikhsan aja kaget. Orang ga ada yg ngelucu. Yohanes aja lagi diem, masa tau-tau Ikhsan ngaak gitu.
Ini terjadi berkali-kali, pas speaking kn gue sekelompoknya sama Aldo & Aldi. Kita lagi ngarang dialog gitu kn, spoke English of course. Suddenly he laughed out loud, without any funny thing. Yang sekelompok sama dia aja kaget. Terus juga waktu Mr Asraf lagi nerangin grammar dia ketawa, heran dah gue sampe Mr bilang, "Do you have Ikhsan's number? I'll tell his mother about his condition" Baru deh kita semua ngakak hahahaha terus kn Mr Asraf ngelucu gitu, dia nanya ke gue, Aldo, Ikhsan.
MA : How old are you?
G : 14
MA : Aldo?
A : I'm 14
MA :and Ikhsan? You're thirty....?
Ga lucu-lucu amat deh tapi ga segaring guru yang 2 minggu lalu juga hahaha tapi tetep ya, Mr Victo is much better. Bravo Mr. Novicto (Y) terus game. Namanya Explore four's clues. Jadi kaya Blue's clues gitu. Tau ga? Petunjuk Blue, masa ga tau. Jadi nebak-nebak Holywood films gitu pake 4 petunjuk. Gue se-team sama Yohanes & Kak Ari. Baru pertama nih gue bareng mereka, biasanya kan Gue-Aldi-Aldo. Sekarang tem ditentuin gurunya -_- Film kelompok gue kan The fast and the furious. Petunjuknya : Car, thrilling, sexy girl, Mexico. Pas Yohanes nulis sexy girl Mr Asraf udah protes aja ke gue, katanya "It must be a good film. If it;s not good film, I'll give you a minus" I said, "It's a good movie Mister, but Yohanes is making it a little bit funny, he wanna entertain the class" hahaha apa deh gue. Terus ketebak sama Ikhsan, ga seru ah. Ga jadi diminus dong hihihi n_n
Maksud gue emang gitu, Yohanes mau ngelucu hahaha btw kmaren kn gue turun tangga bareng Bila. Gatau deh gue lupa kenapa kita teriak-teriak. Di lantai 2 kn ada Oji, jadi kita turunnya lari-lari sambil teriak gitu. Eh ada guru yg marahin, katanya "Just three people but just like at the market". Lebay lu Mister -_-
Hem udahan ah nulisnya hehe mau belajar nih hahahahaha serius, it's 9 more day before the D-day. National exam is aproaching. It is... something that can change everything. Lebay hahahaha tapi bener :) Terutama seleksi RSBI, semoga bisa diterima di SMANTI yaaaa amin. Byeeeeee :D
Saturday, April 18, 2009
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